DRAGON'S STRAY DOG
Kerberos Panzer Cops
Last modified: Thursday, February 13, 2003 7:44 PM
Hey, it's
a lot easier to spend money buying figures for reviews than it is to make figures
for project articles! Writing about them is about the same though: If the figure
or project offers something new and exciting, it's relatively easy. Otherwise,
the ennui and negative vibes can't help but show. In that case, one way to fake
substance is to put long exposition at the top of the article. But I'd never do
that!
When I first saw a picture of this character, before it was a Dragon
product, I thought, "Gee, whiz! I want to make something like that cuz
it'll go great with my robotic-looking SF3D stuff!" I'd thought it was
a custom figure, a hobbyist's original design. But it's not-- It's from
an old Japanese animation (available on DVD in English) and a live action
movie, previously immortalized with variations of the suit in garage kits
and a Medicom doll. It's the world of Jin Roh, Stray Dogs, Kerberbos Panzer
Cops... whatever you call it. Internet research at English-language sites
is challenging, indicating that it doesn't have quite the following among
English-speakers that some other Japanese cult properties have.
Not knowing the backstory and thorougly confused by the brief blurb
on the Dragon figure box, I was interested in learning a little bit to
explain what this was about. Actually, I expected the worst; something
similar to the fonky backstory of the Z.M.D.C figure I'd just reviewed.
I'm perfectly willing to accept the WWII German tie-in; Heck, the Maschinen
Krieger/SF3D robot suits had a backstory which included future versions
of the Panzerfaust, looking remarkably similar to the WWII version! Liking
the backstory isn't required for appreciating the visual aspect of a model
or toy... but it was necessary to come at this review from the right perspective.
After all, the MG-34 that comes with the figure is nicer than those that
came with some of my WWII German figures! You don't waste accuracy on
anachonisms, so there had to be an explanation. And you don't want to
rant like an idiot about stuff when you haven't made any attempt to understand.
The meager bits that I pieced together place this figure in an alternate
version of history, where Germany emerges victorious from WWII and occupies
Japan. The "Panzer Cop" character is one of the enforcers who falls in
love with a member of the resistance. The story is obviously more complicated
than that, with interdepartmental rivalries and philosophical subthemes...
The story is reputed to be quite good, but for that, buy the DVD. The
main benefit of knowing this bit 'o backstory is to see that the figure
doesn't fit in a futuristic world-- it's actually an alternate past world,
where MG-34s and other WWII weaponry do fit in with the scenario.
So instead of a futuristic scenario, it's a near-modern scenario. And
it's based on the basic recipe for a historical armoured warrior: It's
a man in a black bodysuit wearing big sections of hard armour plates,
a helmet, and a gasmask. It's similar in some respects to modern SWAT
gear, but with oversized robotish-looking armour. Again, I can ask the
same thing about this armour that I asked about the Z.M.D.C armour: Why
is protecting the crotch so much more important than protecting the upper
arm and shoulder area? Near-modern alternate historical scenarios don't
permit force fields... and bullet wounds hurt!
As I mentioned, I was pretty ga-ga over the design at first. I dunno
what happened. After I got the figure, I was a little disenchanted because,
although it looked kewl, it seemed relatively unimaginative when considered
piece by piece. The headgear is probably the signature piece of this figure,
with its red lenses and Germanesque shape... But when you set up the figure,
you discover that it is a WWII German helmet (made of metal) and
a simple rubber gasmask that looks like it took a few hints from a Star
Wars Tie Fighter pilot. And there's a normal human underneath, not a disfigured,
boil-faced creature or a steely-eyed mechanical menace. I don't know why
this was a letdown: Perhaps I'm spoiled by all the neat stuff I've seen
in movies and toys? Perhaps I wrongly expected a more futuristic feel,
a more integrated piece of headgear, much in the way that Darth Vader's
helmet assembles? A helmet and a gasmask... sheesh! That's basically SWAT
headgear, which admittedly does look neat, but it makes it seem
more mundane. At any rate, the red lenses would have been better if they
were actual lenses instead of painted on, which makes them look very flat
and... painted on. But I bought the cheaper International version; the
Japanese version has a built-in light which presumably takes care of that.
I will admit that my disappointment comes solely from my own ignorance--
I didn't know the backstory, so I had wishful expectations about what
this figure was.
The rest is soft vinyl body armour, nicely sculpted with an interesting
futuristic look that one finds in Japanese robot model kits. But they
don't do anything remarkable-- no opening panels, no grafted-on mechanisms
with articulated parts. These would have been better in hard plastic since
the larger soft pieces tend to distort, especially the breastplate, when
strapped on with the quick-release clips.
Dragon mainly concentrated on capturing the surface veneer-- the look
of Jin Roh -- but not on what makes an outstanding figure by current
standards. That's understandable since they didn't have free rein with
the design, and the looks are what sells the figure. I'm referring to
the finer points: The helmet doesn't fit very well (too small- mash it
down, hard), The air hose is too stiff and barely connects over his shoulder
to his backpack. It's a production solution which doesn't work well with
the ability to turn the figure's head. The clamps on his backpack are
supposed to be for securing the machinegun... but I don't think anyone
bothered to make sure it worked, and they didn't provide instructions.
Finally, the figure stands with some difficulty... Some of this is due
to the "tandem forward folding hip joints" that many Dragon
figures are cursed with. The heavy metal helmet, while serving to increase
the sense of "value", certainly doesn't help...and doesn't look
any better than a painted plastic one would.
On the plus side, the MG-34 is very well done, with a spare barrel (but
no place to store it) and an ammo belt containing real brass rounds--
a full belt of 'em! But I've already got a few outstanding renditions
of the MG-34. (By the way, the holstered Yellow Submarine Mauser in the
pics didn't come with the figure, but replaces a holsterless one and a
smaller sidearm which I seem to have misplaced.) So I guess I'm really
just underwhelmed instead of disappointed, because I'd expected more beyond
the surface veneer. I felt that way even before I received Ignite's Roman
Empire and dajoint's Zero Metal Defence Capsule figures, with all their
neat accessories or moving parts. Aside from the overall look, there really
isn't much new or exciting about this figure. A couple years ago, it would
have been da bomb.
I guess if one weren't caught up with who/what the figure represents
to everyone else, it would make a great futureworld trooper, with simple
replacement of/modifications to the weaponry. It would be hard to reuse
some parts to create a figure for your own scenario if you were concerned
about hijacking the look of an established series since the pieces are
so signature to Jin Roh. The body armour would be the best bet for reuse,
but would probably require some alteration (especially the breast plate)
to properly "kitbash" beyond easy recognition for your own scenario. I
don't think many people will do this though, and it's probably only a
matter of time before we see large-breasted femfigs dressed in stock Jin
Roh armour, LOL.
This is a fairly expensive figure (I think it's considered "upper midrange")
and more expensive than Dragon's usual military releases. On a value-comparison
basis, it doesn't fare as well since it's just a figure, a bodysuit, a
collection of simple flexible castings with a couple of special accessories.
It's hard to see that as comparable to all the detailed and unique stuff
you get with Dragon's Apollo astronaut, for example. It's not Dragon's
fault though-- it is what it is. On the other hand, the astronaut doesn't
have body armour... and if that's what you like, the value comparison
is irrelevant. And if you're a big fan of the world of Jin Roh, then this
would prolly be a must-have piece for your collection.
--Jimbobwan, 02/12/03
