Last modified: Wednesday, February 5, 2003 2:54 PM
That's a matter of preferences. On one hand, the clean and bright metal and
metallic plated plastic is very eye-catching and the multi-piece construction
imparts a quality feel. It's "neat" looking. From another perspective, it seems
awfully garish, especially the shin armour, the sword and dagger blades. Bright
flawless chrome looks great on robots and kitchen appliances, but a little odd
on historical warriors (even though swords and armor can be and have been polished
to such a degree). It's not so much the high-polish by itself as it is the combination
of that, the cleaness of a new figure, the symmetry and the absolute perfection
of the finished surfaces-- it's "unreal". That was my first critical
impression at least. I'm perhaps less than impartial on this issue since I've
slaved away polishing homemade metal swords and armour to gleam and have remarked
how electroformed and plated nickel can look "Cylon-ish". With homemade stuff,
no matter how hard you try, perfection is elusive. That can be sort of an oddball
plus with this genre because it gives character without looking funky.
Modern gear isn't quite as forgiving. Those are minor quibbles though. Regardless
of your preferences, it's easier to weather an unweathered thing than vice-versa.
Despite there being quite a bit of metal in this figure (in addition to vac-metalized
plastic), I'm still left wondering what real metal, i.e. hammered steel,
would be like on a figure. Yes, there's lotsa metal on this figure but it's
mainly die cast, not hammered and formed. There is a difference. Die
casting produces results which are similar to plastic molding, the perceptible
difference being mainly the material's weight and hardness. With this figure,
some pieces are coated with enamel, so they might as well be plastic. In fact,
it's a little bit hard to tell in some places- like the helmet- which is made
of a mix of metal and plastic. I wasn't sure about the spear and pilum either
and had to do the cheek heat detection test (metal feels cold). I was surprised
to discover that the decorations on the leather harness are polished steel since
the belt is vac-metalized plastic. I think that the only places where it really
is necessary are on the Pilum spear's thin shaft (for strength), the
stamped steel shin guards (so they could be as thin as they are) and the edged
weapons (for strength and wear-resistance). In most of the other places it's
mainly for bragging rights and because the weight feels kewl. However, in such
cases, the use of metal makes little difference in the finished appearance and
the weight can be a liability. This is especially true of the helmet. I haven't
bought any of Cotswold's armoured figures to satisfy my curiosity about the
look of formed steel to gauge how it contributes to authenticity at this scale.
I suspect that it does.
It's a little unfair to complain about some of these things, considering the
price of the figure. Although $60 places it in the upper middle range of factory-produced
figures, that's at the impoverished low end of what it would cost to do this
figure in a no-compromises way. Unlike modern or near-modern genres which can
be convincingly modeled with cheap, production-friendly materials and techniques,
the more ancient periods pose a far tougher challenge to model satisfactorily.
Perhaps the toughest thing is chainmail... and that's probably the most obvious
weakness of this figure's outfit. I've agonized over this issue many times before
(especially in "The Toll Road to Hell" series) and my conclusions there apply
here-- in spades. This is perhaps one of the funkiest attempts to fake chainmail
I've seen so far. It's thick and stiff, and kind of like an oversized ballistic
vest... which has none of the natural weight and drape characteristics of real
chainmail. Although I haven't seen any fabrics which can convincingly fake it,
a thinner and less cardboardish construction would have been better.
The padded undergarment has similar problems, because of the stiff faux leather
decorations. It's understandable that fake leather would have to be folded over
and sewed to conceal the unfinished side. Unfortunately, the doubling of the
material makes it more rigid, resulting in leather-shafted tassels which thrust
erectile through the sleeve holes of the "chainmail" (The sexual innuendo is
to give you an idea of how funny I think it looks).
You're probably thinking that I hate this figure, right? Wrong! I think it's
very kewl, one of the best figure releases of 2002. I don't need to tell you
how kewl the sword and dagger look-- see for yourself! I've pointed out some
of the things which I think could be better... knowing full well that for $60
you can't expect perfection. Some of these things fall into the category of
do-it-yourself improvements. Weathering is an appropriate do-it-yourself job.
Fixing the leather tassels would be a relatively cheap and easy job. If you
want a reason to take up chainmail knitting, this would be a good one. If you
continue along this line of thinking, you might eventually end up replacing
the (not too bad) rubber sandals with your own cut from real leather, maybe
grafting the nail studded soles onto your own. Or recreate the shield in wood,
hand painting it so that it looks less like ancient Roman color lithography.
Heck, you might want to delve into metal working techniques so you can create
your own sword and spears. You see where I'm going with this, right? With this
particular genre, with respect to authenticity, a customizer is on a more equal
footing with a producer who relies on a factory. That's why I like this
figure just fine as it is... because it looks great for a factory-made figure.
And you get a lot of interesting, well-made accessories for your coin. But I'd
rather put all my customizing energy and time into creating my own figure instead
of upgrading this one because I believe that it's do-able.
I haven't said much about the nekkid figure itself because there really isn't
much to say that isn't obvious from the photos below. It's kinda like deja vu
all over again, similar to a Dragon figure and maybe a BBI, and with nothing
really innovative going on. The only thing that I saw as noteworthy was that
it's a rather tall figure, slightly taller than a Dragon figure (which is already
pretty tall relative to Hasbro Joes). Although it doesn't have super weak knees
or ankles, can be a bit challenging to stand because of all the costuming weight
up topside.
Below are links to large images (which should open in a separate window);
That way the pics don't bog down the loading of this article, and you can examine
the detail better if you're interested.
Nail this to your Scutum: If you're interested in memorizing the
odd, kinda suggestive-sounding names of Roman gear to impress friends and
lovers, check out "The Roman Legions Recreated in Colour Photographs",
by Daniel Peterson ISBN 1-86126-264-7 (cover is in background of pic at
top).
I would like to thank Good Stuff
To Go and The Old Joe Infirmiry
for a number of recent online purchases. They've got easy-to-navigate websites,
painless order systems and prompt service. (Once you get into their catalog,
GSTG has a unique outline format which lets you browse and zero in on items
of interest quickly and easily.)
--Jimbobwan, 02/05/03
This
hobby covers a lot of area: The potential subject matter stretches from
any creature or thing which ever existed to any which could or couldn't.
My wild-assed guess tells me that the most consistently popular is probably
Military: WWII, and after that in an unknown order, Adventure
Team, Military: Modern, and Law Enforcement: Modern. Within
these there are subcategories too, like Navy, German, SWAT, etc. It thins
out after that. Hollywood, Femfigs (excluding fashion dolls,
which are probably the most popular of all), Horror, Sci-Fi,
Astronaut, WWI, Civil War, Western, Napoleonic,
Samurai, etc. are less popular areas, except for temporary humps
of interest triggered by a popular movie or newsworthy event. This is reflected
in the commitment of the manufacturers: The big knockdown, drag-out manufacturer
battlefields appear to be in the theater of WWII. Mature companies approach
the less popular and unknown areas cautiously.
Ignite
is a new company based out of Hong Kong. Their choice of initial figure
offerings (Roman, Civil War & Napoleonic) shows that they're willing to
take the risk that there's enough interest in these less popular areas to
make a profit, without having a mainstream-appeal fallback product. In the
case of the Roman Centurion (that name doesn't appear on the packaging,
but it's often sold under that name), some of that risk can be attributed
to opportunism-- The movie "Gladiator" was awfully popular and it's probably
no coincidence that the headsculpt looks suspiciously Russell Crowe-ish.
Due to its non-English origin, the box has some quaint over-the-top stuff
which is good for a endearing chuckle: "Rome Did Not Have An Army...It
Was An Army". Far from view, hermano.
Another possible attraction
for a new company is that there's very little competition in these areas, coming
mainly from Cotswold and Sideshow Toys. In this figure (and perhaps their others--
I don't know), they seem to be modeling themselves on the Dragon/BBI standard--
using a variety of precise production techniques to produce a detail-rich, quality
product, priced around the upper midrange. The main difference between their
product and lower midrange companies like 21C and Sideshow Toys is in the variety
of techniques and materials used in manufacturing. Offerings from 21C and SST
usually contain the dressed figure with a lot of accessories; the accessories
are usually very homogenous in their construction though, often molded of a
semi-rigid plastic and treated to a weathering paint operation (mainly washes).
Dragon, BBI and Ignite follow a different philosophy: The accessories are often
produced by a variety of different methods, and often composed of separate parts
and materials. Rarely are the parts subjected to the weathering paint ops, and
consequently tend to look much cleaner, and perhaps less "realistic", in a modeling
sense.
