Last modified: Thursday, October 11, 2001 8:32 PM
The fact is, Dragon keeps trying. Zzzzzzzzzzz... Maybe I've seen one
too many naked female doll? All I can think of saying about this one is
that it's better than their first. Sheesh, you can't help but think about
that one when you put "Dragon" and "Female Figure"
in the same thought space. Aieeeeeeeee! This is the one they should have
made in the first place. As you can see, it's constructed very much like
their male version. This was such an obvious course to have taken that
you can't help but wonder why they went out of their way to scare the
bejeezus out of us with Stick Figure Eve. Fucking sadists.
I'm not saying that Dragon's got it perfect this time; Click joints
at the arms and legs, but they're not too bad. It's probably a taste thing,
but her hips and midsection look awfully peculiar to me. Her hands seem
too large. But it appears that Dragon has overcome their nipple-avoidance
issues and planted a couple firmly upon her bulbous pair. This isn't exactly
pandering on their part; It's really an issue of historical accuracy.
With clothes on, this is supposed to represent a WWII Soviet Sniper gal.
See? Naaaawwww... Would ja believe... they just wanted to save some people
the trouble of doing it themselves? Naaaawwww... How about... Big Tits
= Hubba Hubba = Bucks? Maybe. Regardless, it's interesting to consider
that this might create an opportunity for some enterprising customizer
to offer breast reductions for dolls! Wooo hooo! (Remember, you heard
it here first!)
As I said, BB Eve came as Svetlana, in a Soviet sniper's outfit with a soft
hair wig (a molded hair version is available as a limited special thang). It's
a unique figure for a WWII collection, although the accessories are rather sparse
for the price-- especially compared to an aviator figure. (The bra and panties
are a probably meant to be a joke... right?) But Dragon's pretty smart though
and knew they could get away with it-- this is, after all, their first female
figure (unless you want to consider Stick Figure Eve... Aieeeeeeeee!). Some
people are suckers for that kind of thing.
--10/11/01
Is this really Eve 2.0? What about the soft-skinned Pocket
Sex Doll Eve, which came after Dragon's original Stick-Figure
Eve ? I'm not sure what Dragon's disowning or pretending they never
made, so I'll refer to this one as "Bubble Boob Eve", or "BB
Eve" or "Beeve" or "Bevo". You can call her whatever
you want.
...compared to our ever-present standard barer, Jane
