Last modified: Saturday, January 6, 2001 6:20 PM
"Jeezus Gretchen, You broke him! What the hell am I supposed to tell
his family?
Where are we gonna hide his parts?"
I've been involved in the suburbanite home
improvement thing for weeks & weeks, which is why there hasn't been much activity
at the website. I must be enjoying it (or else I wouldn't be doing it) and surprisingly,
it draws from the same place as the desire to customize. The scale and subject
matter are different, that's all.
There's actually a customizing tie-in. The expensive part of this home-improvement
binge has involved the installation of a 10x20 backyard storage shed, a portion
of which I might use as a workshop to solve some problems. I've whined about
this many times before: Dust and space. Dust goes with the territory, the second
you turn on your Dremel Mototool. If you've got a combined work/display area,
you eventually give up on the futile task of thoroughly cleaning the hundreds
of individual display pieces. The more you make, the more you store. And customizers
tend to be collectors, too. It all takes up space. Even relegating display items
to boxed storage doesn't solve the problem for long. Eventually the closets
get filled and stuff starts invading rooms in the form of boxes stacked 8 feet
high. You're probably laughing, thinking "well just sell the junk, dude!" Hey,
you never know when you're going to want to set up your zillions of feet of
slot car track! Or haul out the raft. Or build a model. If you sell the stuff,
someday down the road you're gonna wish you hadn't. Like the Fender Deluxe Reverb
amp that would now cost me about $800 to replace. Boo hoo. (This must be some
form of sick childhood scarring from my early life as a DOD-brat.)
Customizing, by virtue of being a many-faceted hobby, can take up an incredible
amount of space. I'd gradually become a victim of this as the amount of stuff
in my primary work area became oppressive and eventually choked off my ability
to work on anything (Demon Lord left me with 6" x 12" of working space
directly in front of my keyboard). Scrounging for materials routinely involved
moving and stacking boxes and boxes of stuff. If I couldn't find something I
was sure I had, it was often easier just to buy it again (thus adding to the
problem).
The storage shed has been revitalizing. As a receptacle for stuff, it's made
my original work area tolerable again. But I'm also toying with the idea of
moving some or all of the work area out there. It would be better to have everything
housed in one area subdivided by function, in an environment where dust really
didn't matter. But that may be more than I'm willing to give up: The house has
many more amenities and is a lot more hospitable. So I've had to think about
this, breaking the stuff of customizing down into these general categories (and
there could be more):
Ideally, you'd want to do everything in one place because it's so efficient
and convenient... I like the immediacy of being able to switch modes quickly
while I'm making stuff. Having to shuttle your work over to another area to
make a quick adjustment breaks the flow of work. If your work areas are spread
too far apart, you either have to buy duplicate sets of common tools, or lug
them around. Therefore, your primary work area should be designed for access
to as many complimentary processes and frequently used materials and tools as
possible, within the limited amount of space that you can quickly access. Less
frequently used materials should be stored nearby.
Some processes are really best done in isolation. Grinding and spray painting
create a huge amount of dust which goes everywhere. In addition to the appearance
problem, there are safety and health issues involved. (Respiratory failure,
cancer and heart disease are such déclassé ways of checking out--
Starving in the wilderness and being eaten by wolves is much better).
Realistically though, immediacy is a huge part of the creative process, so even
though you should do these things in isolation, they should be relatively near
the primary work area.
Storage is king. Almost all the processes require access to stored raw materials,
scraps, in-process materials, references, and completed materials. It makes
sense to store the raw and scrap materials fairly near to where they're used,
since you don't want to spend hours moving boxes looking for inspiration. It
also makes sense to have enough working surface to accommodate the temporary
in-process materials and reference/inspirational materials. Finally, whatever
you're working on eventually gets retired to completed storage (aka "display")
to accumulate dust. It's not essential that display stuff be near where you
work, but if you're working on thematically related stuff, it's useful to have
them nearby for reference.
Obviously, few customizers do all these things (I don't either), and some of these
processes don't require dedicated space. For me, dyeing and vacuforming are rare,
temporary setups which gets done in the kitchen. Sewing is an infrequent task
but is relegated to a more-or-less permanent setup on the dining room table (since
we never ate there anyway). Where and how these processes get set up depends on
how often you do them and how much trouble it is to set them up, take them down
and store them.
This crude little diagram illustrates how my ideal setup might look: Lots of shelves for storing things and work surfaces that surround you on three sides. The idea being that in a swivel chair you could quickly grab the most commonly used supplies and tools quickly and switch between tasks. There should be adequate space for you to lay out reference materials; a computer and video setup would also be useful for that purpose. The dust booth/room is nearby so that if you needed to do a quick grinding job it wouldn't be a major production. Active exterior venting lets you share your hobby with the world. In addition to these workareas, a similar molding/casting station would be useful. It's a fairly separate activity, so it doesn't need to be integrated with anything else, just located in nearby proximity for convenience. The storage area behind the workarea is for less commonly used tools, raw materials and reference materials. The bigger the better. A storage/workcart would be helpful to extend your working area and bring supplies or materials which might be needed for a particular project.
I've left out a few important things like access to water and trash service. These are things that aren't typically ongoing-- you can bring water in containers and bring brushes to sinks for washing. Trash gets emptied when the cans get full (or on trash day). Naturally this would be well-lit, climate controlled, and sound proofed so you could run an electric sander at 4 am.
Unfortunately, my storage shed probably won't live up to this vision. Even though it's quite spacious, I do have to share it with the storage of household junk. A lot of household junk. Damn. But making the space minimally habitable has been a challenging project. Research on the web leads you to believe that it's not something that many people do. The most obvious problem has been the climate control thing-- It's damned hot! In its unaltered state, a storage shed is just a big box with poor ventilation. Heat and cold radiate freely through thin walls, without the benefit of wind flow to dissipate it. Airconditioning cools a small area directly in front of its output. Proper insulation in Central Texas requires R-30 fiberglass insulation under the roof decking, ideally with a space for air to flow from soffit vents up to a roof ridge ventilator. I've got 11-feet's worth of headspace, but 2x4 rafters weren't meant to hold 10+" batts. So ya go with 3.5" batts with no venting system and hope it makes some difference. Who knows what you do about the thin plywood floor?
There is some pleasure in starting with a bare unfinished interior though. Laying out the electrical wiring without worrying about unseen studs has been sweet. Power to the shed comes from an outdoors GFCI which can function like a circuit breaker. Inside, it's just electrical outlets, without a single hardwired switch or fixture. This lets me move lighting around at will. Switching is done through X-10 modules (Radio Shack sells additional, compatible products under their "Plug and Power" name.). Wonderful toys. You plug your lighting fixtures into these addressable cubes, which plug into outlets. Then, from a controller box you can turn on/off/dim any lights assigned to an address. The great thing is that you can have multiple controllers in the room and located remotely. If you've left the shed lights on, you can can switch them off from inside the house. You can even have a remote light assigned to the same address, acting as a pilot light. These can be set up for timed control or programmed for computer control... (and you can interface a security system, video and sound, send snapshots to your e-mail address... but that's another tangent. Kewl, huh?)
Spring cleaning doesn't happen around here on a regular schedule, so eventually you do have to pay the price in a big way. At least I'm sane enough to realize that 15-year old cable and gas bills can probably be safely thrown away... Anyone wanna buy a Fender Twin Reverb amp? ;^)
06/01/00- Having actually used the grunge closet now, I can now say that it works... sort of. Well, it does what it's supposed to do, which is to solve the problem of dust when grinding stuff. The dust and most of the small debris makes a beeline for the vacuum cleaner's intake hose. The stuff which escapes bounces off the plastic shield and is easy to vacuum up. However, it's a lot more confining than working without worrying about where everything blows. Immediately, you notice how confining it is to have to work within a shielded enviroment and position your work not where it's convenient, but where it creates the least mess. You can't manipulate your target piece as easily when you're constrained within a fixed clean zone. In addition, having to wear earplugs while working is a little disconcerting. You probably don't realize how you incidentally rely on your other senses: The sound the Dremel makes tells me its rotation speed and whether it's too heavily loaded.
Still, for the time being it's a worthwhile tradeoff in my eyes. The really sweet thing is suddenly having empty shelves to store supplies, plus the display real estate to make at least a few more figures! Hot damn!
